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Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49847) - you deserved it (10046)

On 07/23/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by simon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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oh god, that's kind of heartbreaking

#1 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:51am by yumo

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Don't worry about him: you'll probably meet a lot of cool, open, friendly, normal people, but there will also be some small-minded idiots as well. Be you.

#3 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:56am by anon79

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