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Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51718) - you deserved it (6103)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You need to start talking about the hilarious things your friend Optimus Prime said the other day.

#26 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:40pm by gmob

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Things could be worse. She could be into Twilight, insisting you be more like this Edward fag if not acting like you were or trying to mold you into him without your consent.

#18 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:25pm by Nakedsquirrel

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