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my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone . One year ago , I followed her to Norway,here her family lives . I left mah friends , family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her . Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm . FML


I agree, your life sucks (57857) - you deserved it (11321)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

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And this is why you never ever ever EVER give up career opportunities for ANYONE.

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:11pm by cutebebe778

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aww, how sweet, you gave up everything for her? she doesn't deserve you anyway.

#10 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:23pm by triplethreat13

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