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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

Stars Hollow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 15:00

Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

He could've just come back to visit, smart one.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.

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fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.

ManImCool 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:37

post #69, omg lol i win!

unlucky_angel02 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:06

Dipshit

kaitRAGE 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:15

@69, LOL. /highfive.

ChrisWasHere 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:24

What a gay FML. The OP is a retard.

onlycusimbored 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:50

He could've moved and came back, dumbass.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

or he could have been visiting.

wut_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:44

LOL seriously, this one is stupid.

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

He could've just come back to visit, smart one.

melodyalam 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

How do you not notice that he never left? He could have just been coming back.

Mellieexbabee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

Agree with # 3! i was gunna say that haha. yeah he could have been visitingg!

smellanie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:52

he probably left and came back.

CaptainStew 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:55

Why are you assuming? Besides, it's been a year. He could have moved back or is visiting. If it was a week, yeah sure FYL to the max. FYL for breaking up with him, but YDI for assuming.

Plumppotato 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:19

well if it was a week then he couldve just not moved yet...

plexico 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:56

Florida is overrated and it sucks. I call it Flori-duh for all the stupid people that live there. A lot of people go there and hate it and go back home. You suck for putting your boyfriend through all that pain and heartache just to get rid of you!

jaybrown 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:00

10th!!!

brown_eyed_girl 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 1:02

and u didn't realize it until now that he wasn't gone? stupid.

MzMegs 20

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:54

Fail.

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