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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 9:29am - love - by vividrabbit (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Ever thought that MAYBE you POSSIBLY left the $40 at the restaurant, leaving it to pay for the bill but ACCIDENTALLY paying too much without noticing? You shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that your date stole it just because they take/took drugs.

#14 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:08pm by Rixxieee

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i bet he didn't even nick it and you just spent it

he might actually be recovering and you are just assuming

#13 - On 07/12/2009 at 3:02pm by monsterhospital

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