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Today, I paid $80 to change my cell number because my ex-girlfriend had been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of the change, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my phonebook. Including my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11978) - you deserved it (77476)

On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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that sucks :(

but why did you still have her number anyway?

#2 - On 07/10/2009 at 5:05pm by Heartsm3

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heh nice, sucks for you though shoulda took her number off your phone


#1 - On 07/10/2009 at 5:04pm by NewLight8421

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