Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
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That is the nastiest thing I have ever heard.
I am so sorry.
#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:02am by tastylipstick
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and, what the fuck? bit his neck? what are you? a vampire? i hate twilight.
#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:06am by Jasper
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