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Man or woman?

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by disturbed2103 (man) - United States (California)

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Either you needa get glasses,
or your mom needs to get a better disguise.

#7 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:25am by justxmyxluck

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you cant identify your mom when shes wearing a wig?

i spose when bugs bunny comes on screen wearing a tube top stuffed with coconuts you think thats a real woman too.

#12 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:48am by portablecupid

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