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Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51379) - you deserved it (2509)

On 07/06/2009 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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what a bitch! move on you're better without her

#2 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:37pm by Einstein714

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well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!

#14 - On 07/06/2009 at 7:57pm by fml2102008

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