Food and Love: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By lpilou - 21/11/2008 05:40 - France

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

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You deserved it 10 895

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 07:23 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 900

You deserved it 3 224

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 283

You deserved it 3 685

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 010

You deserved it 2 289

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 465

You deserved it 110

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 515

You deserved it 4 910

Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 121

You deserved it 13 597

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 400

You deserved it 10 260

Family matters

By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 788

You deserved it 600

Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 903

You deserved it 203

First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 675

You deserved it 4 602

lewalrus 4

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:07

AWKWARD! D:

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:25

Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

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lewalrus 4

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:07

AWKWARD! D:

happyhak 5

Saturday 27 March 2010 11:30

Wait, under your house? Can someone say "Underground Shit Food"? Agreed #1

ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 20:23

FYL OP, that just killed even the slightest chance of you getting laid tonight

ReesieBanana21 12

Monday 14 May 2012 8:01

18-Hell yeah. No fences OP.

sos_your_face 0

Friday 29 May 2009 6:14

why don't you take her out and show her real food?

sonspeedy 4

Sunday 31 May 2009 12:38

Well you just blew that one!!

freelantic 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:53

That's just bad luck man. Just appolgise and if she should understand

libbypotpie 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:44

ha! you should have said you were talking about ANOTHER resturaunt with the same name. bahaha..

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:25

Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

typicalyetnot15 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 0:41

thats what you get for "eyeing up" her you stupid as$ shes human like you, you know..or atleast i hope

marycharles 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:50

well I mean it's the truth so why would she care?

DizzyDaydreams 1

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:11

Wow, that must suck. At least you were honest about all those crap.

kykeon22 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:08

tastes are tastes :D everyone has got his own XD

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Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

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You deserved it 125

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Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

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You deserved it 390

Today, I found out why my five-year-old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 783

You deserved it 3 783

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 177

You deserved it 5 613

Today, my now ex-boyfriend admitted that he had cancelled our Sunday date not because he was ill but because he spent the whole the day with his depressed ex-wife, I was always telling him to check on her, but out of nowhere he felt need to lie and hide their meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 444

You deserved it 128

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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You deserved it 132

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