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Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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And you expected her to do what with it exactly?

#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:06am by portablecupid

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Did you expect her to keep it and cherish it forever? It was a sauce packet! what was she going to do with it since you obviously had already eaten the food she would have put it on.

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:07am by Seti

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