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Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45023) - you deserved it (1950)

On 07/05/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by Annabelle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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I don't know anyone who would spend a combined ten thousand dollars on their parents. Guess you must really love them. What was it? Trip to Paris?

#6 - On 07/05/2009 at 7:54pm by Atropos

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To everyone who said YDI for spend slot of money,
You parents probley spend 10-20 times as much to keep you alive, so respect them.

#16 - On 07/05/2009 at 8:22pm by Failurewithacapi

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