Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

by fd_uplife / 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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  • Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.

    #7 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:10pm by fxdxhk90

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  • Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either:

    - She never was straight
    - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you
    - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something
    - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool

    #13 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:22pm by Jari

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