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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML


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On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.

#7 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:10pm by fxdxhk90

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Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either:

- She never was straight
- She's bi and wanted your sister more than you
- She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something
- She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool

#13 - On 07/05/2009 at 5:22pm by Jari

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