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Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13478) - you deserved it (43393)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by dreamer2639 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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YDI for exchanging numbers with someone at a McDonald's... what else would you expect?

#5 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:11pm by grlwitperlEring

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Epic win for that guy. Woman always claim to want honesty out of a man, well he was just being honest, quit bitching.

#6 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:11pm by fxdxhk90

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