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Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML


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On 07/03/2009 at 2:29am - love - by pinkrazrgirl247 - United States

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YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with?

#1 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:03am by ilikeboys

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You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass

#3 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:05am by axislave

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