Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

by heart-broken / 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Comment this

Top of the page

The comments are deactivated because of reasons.

Top comments

  • That's one spiteful bitch. You should sneak into her room while she's sleeping and shave her head, so she really looks like a lesbian.

    I kid, I kid. Please refrain from the "omgz U R teh stereotyperest!!1" comments.

    #3 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:55am by thunderbrave

    See in context

  • I would venture that the fact that you were in love with her for 4 years BEFORE you were together is a bigger FML.

    That said, that totally sucks.

    #1 - On 07/03/2009 at 3:51am by AlphaC

    See in context