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Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65628) - you deserved it (4501)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

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Sorry to hear about that.. fuck them, both.
Not in the sense of physical contact. Get rid of 'em.

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:04pm by _cheeseballs

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What an ass. Both parties have to agree in order for a relationship to show up on FB. Your friend and your ex are both assholes.

#4 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:07pm by lyndis

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