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Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML


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On 06/30/2009 at 1:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Dude, she married you. She clearly finds you attractive. Quit crying.

#23 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:02pm by lmmmr

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It may have been a backwards compliment. Most women find gay guys attractive.

And, ironically, most gay guys do not. :|

#24 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:02pm by Overcast117

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