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Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43262) - you deserved it (4186)

On 06/29/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by StillSingle (woman) - United States (California)

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Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.

#7 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:19pm by lmmmr

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Oh, it's okay! Just focus on the single guys next time!

#5 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:16pm by irishdancer

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