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Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (9116)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:54am - love - by zevil - Peru (Lima)

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wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 2:06am by rachelroller

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Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:31pm by jim_witness

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