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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15051) - you deserved it (57581)

On 06/26/2009 at 1:31am - love - by f03_f0r_l1f3 (man) - United States (Washington)

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LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried over seeing someone else eating ?

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:23am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

#3 - On 06/26/2009 at 6:25am by Chidge

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