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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54220) - you deserved it (2840)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:46pm - love - by dumpedchick (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Slap that cunt.

#2 - On 06/25/2009 at 3:45am by Phallus

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Lol I just moderated this-Yea that sucks. People like that arnt real freinds.

#1 - On 06/25/2009 at 3:44am by Gabe411036

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