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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45063) - you deserved it (8659)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Now you can say you did it in a burning building :D

#7 - On 06/24/2009 at 3:31am by HumansSuck

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Haven't you learned anything from every horror movie you have ever seen? When your girlfriend asks, during sex "Did you hear something?", you always take it seriously. It's normally a guy in a hockey mask with an axe.
Luckily in this case it was a guy in a fireman's helmet with an axe.
Also after your girlfriend hears something never go into the basement alone.

#17 - On 06/24/2009 at 4:07am by EMR

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