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Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50556) - you deserved it (11138)

On 06/22/2009 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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He laughs now, but later on in life he'll definitely regret doing that.

#1 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:43am by phobiaoffears

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He is so going to smoke crack...

#4 - On 06/23/2009 at 3:47am by insensitivity_ki

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