Today, I was in the grocery store getting bananas and there was this real hot guy next to me. He said, "Hey beautiful" so I smiled. He then asked if I was free on Friday night. I smiled and said, "Yes, why do you ask?" He looked up from the bananas and pointed to the bluetooth in his ear. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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  • This is when "eye contact" comes in handy. If someone is asking you out, I'd say about 99% of the time they would be looking directly at you, not the bananas.

    #6 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:09pm by crystal_clear

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  • Normally people talking on the bluetooth are the ones who look like retards. In this situation it was the other way around. :P

    #4 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:08pm by blackhawk465

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