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Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51987) - you deserved it (5224)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:40pm - love - by Ann (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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So your husband married you for your personality??? At least you've got both. Looks and personality. That's rare. You should be happy.

#1 - On 06/18/2009 at 7:42pm by hellzyeah88

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okay ? he could've meant why would a random man come up and call his wife beautiful ? chill.

#4 - On 06/18/2009 at 7:44pm by xxxeelaa

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