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Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I was bored at work reading FML to pass the time when I stumbled upon this note. I realized that there is a good chance that this girl was talking about me. FML

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 2:58am by exboyfriend

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i think he just wanted sex

#5 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:32am by killkillkill

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