Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

by yashmoshin1 / 06/17/2009 at 10:06am / United States / Love

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  • FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

    #2 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:19pm by jonnymohio

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  • Today, I did my job. FML

    Grow up.

    #16 - On 06/17/2009 at 6:04pm by nonotme

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