By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me and left me with the responsibility of the turtle that I never wanted but she insisted we buy "together." A little bit of research has revealed that Andre will live for "at least 30 years." FML
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arela 0

give it away give it away give it away now

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Remegy 3

30 years huh? well too bad Andres going to have a little accident...

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Enoch134 0

turtle soup is tasty

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llcooljoey 0

i'll take him (damn you antiflood) (damn you a second time)

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devilyy 2

Look who has a new BFF.I bet you're happy as hell :P

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

lol turtles are awesome

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ArentICute 0

It's time for your turtle to mysteriously disappear.

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arela 0

give it away give it away give it away now

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tweetspie 0

Give it away?? HELL NO, SELL IT!

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jennam_fml 4

So..Give it away. Not exactly a "FML" situation.

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WhoopteDo 26

Except for the whole getting dumped part. But who cares about that? Obviously that is just insult to the injury of getting stuck with a turtle..

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Quinklong 0

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jollyholly414 0

I think you should keep it because if you release it into the "wild" it won't survive and giving it away will be a waste of money. Besides, they're cute! :)

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Allison_H 0

YOU SUCK. JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR DISPLAY PICTURE. FYL.

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ironwords 8

333 you win the Internet and a weekend with Charlie sheen

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beckacloth 0

sheesh. you can't just take care of it? feed it once a day and clean the tank once a month? is that really that difficult?

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EffYoLife 14

leave the turtle on her door step #9 you should do your research before you post. Turtles are very difficult animals to take care of! theyre way harder than a cat or a puppy. so be quiet! yes it rally is that difficult! and u have to clean the tank more than once a month especially if u dont have the right filters. they need lights and large tanks and all kinds of care.

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28actress 22

It's definitely not harder than a cat or dog! I have two turtles and you have yo clean the tank once a week but it takes five seconds. Other than that you just feed them once a day. Wayyy less work than my chihuahua or extremely needy cat.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

Damn, that's not so cool. It oughta be her turtle.

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