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Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61698) - you deserved it (6561)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by tomtomcutiepoof (man) - United States (Georgia)

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if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:54am by alki

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Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

#3 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:59am by nobody_special

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