Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

by vickyxanne / 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

    #3 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:35am by debo123

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  • You could also buy a strap-on fireman.

    #2 - On 06/13/2009 at 3:35am by onigiriqueen

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