Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2009 at 11:05am / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • ahhh what a bitch.
    I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife.

    what you do now:
    make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture.
    begin to talk to her, get her really interested.
    meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell,

    "gotcha, CUNT!" and move on. :)

    #10 - On 06/12/2009 at 2:12pm by funsize003

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  • lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

    #9 - On 06/12/2009 at 2:12pm by diet_otaku

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