Love: Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all...

By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Mito - 10/09/2017 23:15

Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

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By SweeT - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2016 12:11 - United States - Richmond

Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Fourth Wheel - 15/07/2021 11:01

Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 874

By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 5:03

Today, I met this guy. Turns out I've met him before. FML.

wiiareonfire 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:31

And you're complaining why? Oh no! You'll have the chance to impress 3 girls! Don't screw it up.

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huntar952 0

Friday 6 February 2009 15:56

me and i girl i liked met for the first time 3 times before she remebered me. i know your pain

mrjakesuba 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:22

I'm on top!!

Dekton 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:16

that's why you have to do something memorable. don't just say "hey"

fuckmylife13_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:03

Today, I met this guy. Turns out I've met him before. FML.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 7:50

Lol, that sucks that they didn't remember you.

clarissa_Gyall 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:58

maybe they did. it wasn't mentioned in the FML that they didn't remember him...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 5 September 2014 1:38

It's implied.

piink_hearts 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 1:26

woooooow. ouchh.

forBianca 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:11

I've done that before. But I was drunk.

FMLreactor 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:39

Wow

wiiareonfire 0

Friday 16 October 2009 4:31

And you're complaining why? Oh no! You'll have the chance to impress 3 girls! Don't screw it up.

sterl13 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:35

this sux

JF4509 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:50

your life is ****** now cause of that ? YDI

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