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Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by vishurricanes (man) - United States (Florida)

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#7 "told me to come and sit with him" ... "he put his arm around me".
I think the OP had some reason to make assumptions

#11 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:55am by Horde

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Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.

#1 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:12am by KwitIt

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