Today, I organized a romantic evening with one of my old squeezes in the hopes I may re-ignite something special. She showed up at 8 and told me she had to leave by 9. She was gone by 8:30. FML
by LDL / 01/26/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
well that's what you get for calling you one of your old 'squeezes'
#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:09pm by dani_fizzle
See in context
It's probably because you use the term "squeezes"
#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:57pm by JessInTex
7596150 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA