Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered in my wifes ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her. FML

by Discostu80 / 06/06/2009 at 6:24am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

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  • dude smack her with your dick

    #3 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:24am by Hustlinpimp

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  • Some people are just loud clappers, you can't always help it. Bitch move on your wife's part.

    I'm also just gonna throw this out there, if this were a dude who said this to his wife, everyone would be on here calling for his head and saying she deserves better. In this case though, there will probably be more people saying he should listen and clap quieter.

    #11 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:45am by Insert_Wit_Here

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