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Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML


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On 06/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:51am by avalon24

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i think he deserves to put his sausage in your taco for that one

#5 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:54am by Eros

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