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Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 4:42pm - love - by musicaddict (woman) - United States (Texas)

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i'd lol if i were him, but that absolutely is not a deal-breaker or anything. shit happens, you know?;) (lame pun, i know)

#3 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:12pm by not1

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hahha ew. you may not see to much of him anymore. hopefully he isnt shallow like that though. its what we all do. gl with that situation. i got a laugh outta it. next time. out the window

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 8:07pm by dwights

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