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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 1:55am - love - by thanksbaby (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.

#5 - On 06/01/2009 at 10:01am by Dogmaw

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lol #1

What can i say...very smooth fiancee

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 9:57am by moony

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