Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my grandfather kept on asking me questions about my girlfriend and was obviously proud of the things he remembered about her. The only thing he couldn't remember is that we broke up. I had to talk with him about our 'great relationship' for over an hour. FML

#2480755
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39628) - you deserved it (3507)

On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Top comments

I am sure he remembered a little bit more than you think he does :p

Old men do get bored after all

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 3:21am by lawlkat

See in context

PEOPLE. Read the freaking OP.

"he was obviously proud of what he remembered."

that's why he didn't tell him that they broke up because he didn't want to hurt the old man's feelings.

#28 - On 06/01/2009 at 4:01pm by reetah

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • OK jkjk it was FMLS April Fools
  •   Yah its know over, ive stoppd wrotting… Sorry, I'll try again. There, it's over, I can stop typing TXT language with my forehead. Yes, you probably cottened on that it was our little…

Monday 30 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: