Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

by Jebus / 01/24/2009 at 11:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Mistake #1: You brought home a random drunk girl from a bar.

    Mistake #2: You brought her home, where you live WITH YOUR PARENTS.

    Mistake #3: You are old enough to go to bars, and you live with your parents.

    Wow. Three strikes. You're out.

    #10 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:55pm by linzhart333

    See in context

  • Dude.... get a life. You live with your parents, I'm guessing you're over 21 since you were in a bar, and you're bringing girls home with you? That's pretty pathetic.

    #11 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:25pm by livelaughlovinit

    See in context