Not a great start

By Durrrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 711
You deserved it 11 936

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macfluffers 0

...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.

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infantrygirl 0

What's wrong with being celibate and not drinking?

RachaelQ 0

That's what I was thinking.. that would be my dream guy! The OP is probably an alcoholic **** :P

Krennicus 0

Humans like sex if you didn't know.

darebear331 4

Humans may like havin non marital sex but God doesn't.

hungryparadox 6

Lol @ 141. Just because someone's celibate doesn't mean they plan on never having sex, or don't like it (that's basically being asexual, and there are a lot of asexual people in the world) it just means that they're waiting until marriage to have sex. Before you judge someone for their beliefs, try to learn and understand what their beliefs really are... Instead of just being ignorant

hungryparadox 6

Bleh, my apologies for my last comment 141. I got abstinence and celibacy confused. Neither the bible or any guidelines in Christianity say that sex is bad entirely and shouldn't be done period. If that was the case no one would be here xD Anyways, celibacy means that they refrain from marriage and sex entirely. So they wouldn't be more likely to get a divorce since they wouldn't get married in the first place. Yes, sex is "important" in human relationships but so is a human's decision to never have sex.. Just a thought :3

KatherineAnne 7

Your wrong they just want to wait till marriage. And there is nothing wrong with that. In two weeks I will be graduating high school a virgin and I see that an accomplishment.

SomeRussianGirl 3

YES, It does say that. Sex before marriage is a sin, Read the bible before you make assumptions like that.

Cloudy_fml 0

"how did you not know he was a christian if you're interested? please." Yeah! Obviously you can't like someone without first discussing religion!

I always talk about religion, it's usually the FIRST thing I ask about actually

macfluffers 0

...I'm so confused. You seem disappointed! As if you believe that alcohol and sex are what make a person interesting or something like that. If that's what you wanted, then you should have just bought a ***** and a six-pack.

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And you of course are a ******* idiot. She posted this as a "FML" Not as being surprised. Just a FML. Which means she finds it so immensely horrible and is enough to say her life sucks. In short she's a shallow bitch who was only into him for the possibility of sex.

FYL. I'd hate to find out the guy I love is a twat who believes in fictional stories.

If OP wants sex and alcohol so much she might as well be a prostitute.

69 - I guarantee you that you've never read the bible, so how dare you call it fictional? Ignorance.

moonfal 21

But the bible is fictional. What about the other holy scriptures? Is yours the only right one?

Maybe the poster is gay? Then that would make more sense... Umm but otherwise I find it pretty pathetic. :/

I fail to see how the poster's sexuality changes anything.

#24 you are an idiot. kudos though for being a good source of entertainment

almostalbino 10

hahaha! I laughed when I read this, just thought you should know.

#25, it means that they abstain from having sex