Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love

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  • wow you must have been tired to fuck that up. You should have rolled with it and went to bed.

    #4 - On 03/03/2009 at 9:33am by nwater

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  • Whoa.
    Yeah I side with nwater.
    If you forgot you were home, you definitely should have gone to bed.
    People would have bought it.

    #10 - On 04/02/2009 at 3:41pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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