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Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56761) - you deserved it (6408)

On 05/27/2009 at 5:48am - love - by xpxp2002 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

#1 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:29am by scaredofgirls

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hahahahaha fyl hardcore

shit, now what are you supposed to do for real life?

#2 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:30am by skittles17

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