Love: Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant...

By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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It's not you, it's you

By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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scaredofgirls 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:29

dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

Cabezilla 9

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:27

I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.

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scaredofgirls 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:29

dude the same thing happened to me but in real life

XCaLX_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:37

hahahaha u cant even get a girl in my dreams(haha jk) idk u

dannnn_fml 0

Friday 16 April 2010 6:34

haha your sooo cool

cea99 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:03

Maybe because your username is "scaredofgirl".

skittles17 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:30

hahahahaha fyl hardcore shit, now what are you supposed to do for real life?

Dude_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:31

#1 why would you try to score a girl if you're afraid of them, I wonder? Or are you scarred for life since that incident :>

Stunt_fml 5

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:36

They say your dreams are just yourself in reality, in an imagined setting... so if you can't get her in real life, you're not about to act like Casanova in your dream. Good luck with your self esteem though. Also keep in mind... women like two things: Confidence and danger.

Aldebaran_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:37

you need professional help........

FacePALM24 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:38

LOLOL This FML is one of the best I've read..

Spider_fml 9

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:40

awwwww... Keep in mind, your sexlife didn't actually get worse... FYL though

uneekfreak16 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:40

I kinda agree with #4, but I think that dreams can also show your worries or fears. I was just doing just fine in high school, but I had a dream that I couldn't graduate... and now I'm graduating from college. Work on your confidence, but don't let this dream make you feel like you'll never get a girl.

slutsstud 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:41

hahaha.. negative thinking much? lol Do some positive thinking, you might end up getting a number next time.. at least in your dreams.. haha And what #4 said