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Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML


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On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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That's gotta suck... but maybe you should remember the swallowing mechanism for next time lol!

#2 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:11am by AquaRevolver

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ha ha... One of those stupid things in life that just have to happen. I'm sorry. Think of it this way, it always could have been worse. Good luck next time!

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:14am by PotatoBlankey39

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