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Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 4:07pm - love - by Muscle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento.

Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

#1 - On 03/06/2009 at 7:16pm by Capybara

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she didn't say the pictures were of her. she said they were from her trip. think of all the awesome pictures you can take of europe itself.

#17 - On 03/06/2009 at 8:19pm by xolotl

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