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By some stressed college girl - 26/08/2016 23:40 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to run 3 blocks barefoot. I missed my bus. I waited 20 min. for the next bus. Then that bus broke down. I waited an hour for the next bus. Then my boyfriend says he doesn't want me to see him sick. FML

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thatweirdasian 22

Sunday 28 August 2016 3:42

Hope your boyfriend will get well soon.

GummyJellyfish 12

Sunday 28 August 2016 5:48

Wow this is like the most unfortunate series of events. Sorry dude. Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something?

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thatweirdasian 22

Sunday 28 August 2016 3:42

Hope your boyfriend will get well soon.

GummyJellyfish 12

Sunday 28 August 2016 5:48

Wow this is like the most unfortunate series of events. Sorry dude. Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something?

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