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By smooooth - 29/07/2016 23:37 - United States - Halethorpe

Today, a cute boy invited me to stop by the ice cream place he works at to say hi. When I got there, I hit another car while trying to park. He saw the whole thing.

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finian1108 19

Monday 1 August 2016 6:38

at least it wasn't his car

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finian1108 19

Monday 1 August 2016 6:38

at least it wasn't his car

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