By ImagineCrazy - 25/07/2016 00:44
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Since he was choking, I'm surprised your brother found the energy to throw, far less help you.
I was the one choking lol
It's a grammar quirk. Because there was no subject given for "whilst choking", that phrase took on the sentence-nearest possible subject: "my brother". If you'd said "Today, whilst I was choking, my brother...", your sentence would've been clearer and the commenters would have had nothing to poke fun at. :)
To summarise, I was just being a pedantic ass.
But what if it was a magic cough drop
And next time he sneezes, throw a tissue box at him
he tried to catch a wild choking OP with a poké cough drop
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And next time he sneezes, throw a tissue box at him
But what if it was a magic cough drop