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By Stupid - 22/07/2016 22:29 - United States - Hendersonville

Today, the guy I've been falling in love with, who has been my friend with benefits for a while, texted me upset because the girl he's been talking to "friend-zoned" him. After he told me just the other day he wasn't ready for a relationship. Guess that meant just with me. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:23

I'm pretty sure this is irony. Complaining about being "friend zoned", by someone who called to complain about being "friend zoned." I still think that "friend zoned" isn't just a asinine term, but has harmful implications, especially since most of the time I've seen it used, it's by someone who is throwing a bitch fit that so-and-so doesn't want to feel up their bits, and how dare they not be attracted.

DemGames 12

Sunday 24 July 2016 1:02

Karma's a bitch

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DemGames 12

Sunday 24 July 2016 1:02

Karma's a bitch

dollpaintedivy 4

Sunday 24 July 2016 5:25

Leave him. You can find a better, more respectable FWB somewhere else.

GhostFox 33

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:23

I'm pretty sure this is irony. Complaining about being "friend zoned", by someone who called to complain about being "friend zoned." I still think that "friend zoned" isn't just a asinine term, but has harmful implications, especially since most of the time I've seen it used, it's by someone who is throwing a bitch fit that so-and-so doesn't want to feel up their bits, and how dare they not be attracted.

synsevenfold 11

Monday 25 July 2016 4:06

I srsly did this about a month ago

alex_jaguara 31

Tuesday 26 July 2016 9:33

He's going to be a cheater, I guarantee it.

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